Shit Saskatchewanians (and other Canadians) Say
SERIOUSLY THOUGH MY FRIENDS AND I WILL WALK AROUND IN T-SHIRTS AND SHORTS AND IT’S LIKE 1c OUT
I live in Austin. I saw a person wearing a ski coat with a face mask on it to take their dog for a walk when it was 60 degrees.
I’ve lived in Texas my entire life and even I laughed at that. But perhaps they just moved here from the equator?
On the flip-side, we don’t cancel sporting events for fear of heat exhaustion when it’s 80 degrees. You just drive by the high school football field when it’s 110 and weep for the poor kids in their pads and other gear.
(I respectfully submit that we change our state motto to SUMMER IS COMING. “Friendship” is lame. Most of the state will only be friends with you if you’re a white Republican dude.)